- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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