Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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