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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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