- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Black People

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

the lemon was sweet.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you end a sentence

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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