- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why can't jokes spit?

The adventures of Helen Keller:

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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