A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Your're racist.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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