- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I named my son ps2 controller

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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