- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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