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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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