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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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