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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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