- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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