- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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