- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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