- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's up? Your time.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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