Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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