- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

John Cena

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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