What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

the WNBA.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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