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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What? Huh?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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