- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Stop procrastinating.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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