- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Caramel Boing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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