what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock knock come in.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Black People

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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