- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

AIDS.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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