A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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