- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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