- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

I don't believe in giraffes.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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