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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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