- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Please don't shoot me

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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