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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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