- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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