- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

my wife out of the kitchen

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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