Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Woman rights.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

The EPA.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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