What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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