So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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