Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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