- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

My wife made me a sandwich

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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