Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did Washington say to California? WC

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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