Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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The Morman Religion.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Penis

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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