How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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