Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Connor is homo

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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the economy.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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