Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a blue chair A black person

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than this That :(

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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