What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Try it Yourself »

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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