- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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