- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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