- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

I love pissing people off :P

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's circular and round A circle

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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