- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Ham sandwich

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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