- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Your Mom

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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