- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Women's rights

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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