Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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