- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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