- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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