Women's rights

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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