- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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