- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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