What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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