- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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