How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

13 =B you just learned something

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

The Morman Religion.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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