God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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who else is on here?

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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