- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Okay, after this one then...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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