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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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