- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

black people

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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