- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

7+5=12

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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