why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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