- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Uh... What was emulating again?

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

read me write me

women's rights

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Rebecca Black's career.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Fine, ladies first.

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