Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Stephen Hawking

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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