- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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