- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Feminism

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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