- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Julian Ha.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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