- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the old man say? Im old

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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