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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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