- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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