Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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