- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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