- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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