- Anti Joke

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A hill billy went fishing

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.