where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I'm HIV positive.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

ure mama's so fat

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Anti Joke

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