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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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