- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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