- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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