What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

AIDS

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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