- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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