- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

read me write me

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

women's rights

Uh... What was emulating again?

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.