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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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