- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

João Duarte reads this.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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