- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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