What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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