how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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