Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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