- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Who's on first? Garvey.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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